Why was there no food left after the monsters' party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.
Why do children yell "trick or treat" on Halloween?
Because it's too early to say "Merry Christmas."
13 October 2014
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