I'm not one of those people who tells jokes, mostly because I can never remember any.
I could remedy that if I put some on my blog, so here are a couple of our favorites:
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
(So he could hide in the strawberry patch. )
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
(It works, doesn't it?)
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
("Odor in the court!")
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