I am one of those people who reads in the shower. I read shampoo bottles and tubes of shower gel just because they are there. I probably should start laminating better reading material to take in there, but for now, this works for me. I always like to travel to my mother in law's house for a change of genre. So far, I like what Irish Spring has to say more than the others.
Not long ago, I discovered that the shave cream for women I bought at the dollar store has butane, propane, and isobutane for the sixth, seventh, and eighth ingredients. The next time I used it, I couldn't believe I didn't notice the distinct smell of those liquefied gases the first time. The peach fragrance just can't hide it. I find it hard to believe that propane and butane are good for my skin, even when they are mixed with Aloe juice and Vitamin E. But then again, I use coal tar shampoo to help with my itchy scalp, so you never know. Regardless, I plan to throw that extremely flammable container (that may explode if heated) out and use the body butter I got for Christmas instead.
Today I realized it appears I'm in danger of being barbecued...I mean, I've got the propane, butane, and coal. Then I baste myself in butter, garnish with apples & raspberries: next it could be all over.
Good thing there's all that water.
6 comments:
Stop - Stop! You are making me hungry. I wish all this snow would melt so we could barbeque again!!!! :)
Wendy
So barbecued human is sounding good to you then? Heh, heh. There'd be plenty enough of me for your whole family (and all the cousins).
That's hilarious! LOL! :D
Brenda A
Oh, & did I mention that my shower gel is called "candy apple"? It even has a recipe on the front (of how to make candy apples). Then on the bottom it has a warning: "THIS IS NOT A FOOD. DO NOT EAT."
I can't stop LAUGHING!!!!! I wish we lived closer; what fun we would have!
This funny, Amelia. :) Glad I clicked over to see what you were up to...
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